Skanky who loves some wanky
i. ii. iii. iv. v.
I can't rhyme,
at any time.
I'm no Dr. Seuss,
just a sad girl afraid of moose.
Because it’s October 👻

Because it’s October 👻

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

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becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via moon--lit)

“Almost every time I go to this cafe in the late afternoon, I see the couple sitting at the same window table. They are both attractive, middle aged, and well dressed. The one really noticeable thing about them is the woman’s auburn red hair. I’m always pleased to see them because they appear to be genuinely content with each other’s company. They are almost always reading magazines or newspapers and drinking something. They rarely speak to each other but there is a peace around them, a balance you can almost physically see in certain couples. When one has finished with their reading material they automatically hand it to their partner. The other takes it without a word and lays it down on the seat between them. The person without the magazine drinks their coffee or looks out the window until the other is finished reading. Then they talk for a brief time, sometimes laughing quietly, always paying full attention to what is being said. They are like an island of tranquility in the middle of all the human rush. Seeing them, watching them, invariably makes me feel a little better.”
Jonathan Carroll   (via tellmefive)

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tarntino:

all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather

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osamah:

ven0moth:

simon says send nudes

someone report simon to the police

(via julesxdinh)

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

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“The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.”