sassy and only a little trashy
i. ii. iii. iv. v.
I can't rhyme,
at any time.
I'm no Dr. Seuss,
just a sad girl afraid of moose.

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

(via kiirbsterr)

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

(via therebloggess)

“Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?”
I ask myself this all the time (via lonexwxlf)

(via vodkacupcakes)

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

(via lets-have-shrex)

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via flammableburrito)

lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

(via chasingrabbits)

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via bacongoddess)