sassy and only a little trashy
i. ii. iii. iv. v.
I can't rhyme,
at any time.
I'm no Dr. Seuss,
just a sad girl afraid of moose.

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

(via morganfreemansturtle)

harryedward:

in america we don’t say “i love you” we just send people the emoji with the sunglasses 

(via beingadb)

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

(via jessicunttt)

Anonymous said:
first day of school outfit ideas???

flowerette:

lingerie encrusted with $6,000 worth of swarovski crystals and a floor length faux fur coat

rapniall:

why can’t white parents give their kid a smack on the ass when they’re being bratty and nasty why don’t they discipline their children when they’re being savages

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

asphyxiateonwordsiwouldsay:

sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard:

drumlinegeek13:

lamapalooza:

sad-but-rad-man666:

why is nobody talking about the fact that there is an actual heart on a piece of paper

it’s true love, you wouldn’t understand

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.



of friggin course we have a gif for that

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

asphyxiateonwordsiwouldsay:

sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard:

drumlinegeek13:

lamapalooza:

sad-but-rad-man666:

why is nobody talking about the fact that there is an actual heart on a piece of paper

it’s true love, you wouldn’t understand

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.

image


of friggin course we have a gif for that

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teamrocketing:

i love this show to death

(via dictaylorswift)

meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.
See this.
Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.

See this.

Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

(via mendtheveil)

celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

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brokenpencilsharpener:

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

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spenceromg:

walter white has no chill

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