sassy and only a little trashy
i. ii. iii. iv. v.
I can't rhyme,
at any time.
I'm no Dr. Seuss,
just a sad girl afraid of moose.

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via thisisspectrum)

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

(via quentintarantaco)

Every time someone sends me a dick pic I’m gonna post it here

Every time someone sends me a dick pic I’m gonna post it here

She really fell asleep on me 10 minutes into the movie.  😟

She really fell asleep on me 10 minutes into the movie. 😟

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(via ccccarle)

afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

(via mendtheveil)

emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

(via therealdarthvader)

Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.

(via vodka-sex-and-cigarettes)

dogdrugs:

aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE

(via therebloggess)

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

(via tea-withsugar)