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slydig:

who would name their kid zoey 101

Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name

why would her room number be zoey

(via musicinsoulheardbyuniverse)

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trentofsky:

I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.

(Source: anderlynn, via sssssick)

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amporasmakemedampora:

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

i got this for my 13th birthday and it wouldnt stop playing forever and we smashed it and drowned it aND IT KEPT ON PLAYING TIL MY UNCLE LAUNCHED IT UP ON A FIREWORKBUT THE FIREWORK LANDED IN A FIELD SO WE BEAT IT WITH A STICK OF WOOD IT BUT IT KEPT FUCKING RUNNING SO WE HID IT IN A NEARBY ABANDONED PLAYGROUND TO SCARE KIDS AND LONG STORY SHORT WE CAME BACK A WEEK LATER TO THE PLAYGROUND AND IT WAS STILL PLAYING AND SOUNDED DEMONIC SO BASICALLY WE NEVER WENT THERE AGAIN

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metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”

(via sugar-c0ated-smiles)

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